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You just hit Kagome with a freakin' ROCK! [Nov. 5th, 2005|04:13 pm]
Badfic: The Daily Spork

[Current Mood |cheerfulcheerful]
[Current Music |Stuck- Stacie Orrico]

I usually refrain from posting fics that I have found on LJ, because for some reason, it feels like talking about people behind their back and then sending the literary cavalry into their diary. (Also, I do not want emo kids invading my journal with their Caps Locks of Offendedness.) But… Well, just be nice. If you comment on the actual story, try to refrain from telling them to die or insulting their parentage. Thank you.

Title: an inuyasha story i wrote (Note: No actual title given, so I settled for this part at the beginning of her post.)
Culprit Author: inuyashaishott AKA wind sorceress kagura (*deep sigh*)
Fandom: Inuyasha
Summary: Not available, though you might count: “here is and inuyasha story that i wrote...hope u like it!”
Spelling and Grammar: The spelling is decent, but the grammar makes me cry for the public education system.
Best Line: “back in the forest sesshomaru can see inuyasha and rebekah, he gets closer and grabs rebekah, rebekah screams, inuyasha turns around and sees sesshomaru holding rebekah captive” Yeah, that’s pretty much the jist of it.
Notes: A girl named Rebekah (not to be confused with “Rebecca”, guys) makes a wish on a star that she could be in Inuyasha, appears in the show, and clonks Kagome over the head with a rock. So, yeah, the traditional teenage fangirl drivel.
Verdict: 2/4- Bad (I’d go with a 3/4 , but darn it, it’s kinda cute.)

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In honor of my recent purchase of Angel Season 5.... [Nov. 4th, 2005|10:19 pm]
Badfic: The Daily Spork

[Current Mood |scaredscared]
[Current Music |Let You Down- Three Days Grace]

I have, in the past, been accused of being a slash “Hater”. This is a popular misconception. Sure, it doesn’t exactly light my candle, but that’s mostly because I’m such a canon slut. The majority of popular slash pairings seem, to me, to come out of nowhere. (Example: Hmm. These two characters, who have only shown heterosexual tendencies in the past, hate each other and have never even given a look to each other that was not seeped in loathing. LOVE!) I’m not saying this is true of all slash, but it has been my experience.

However, let me say this: Spangel. This I can see. This I respect. Several of the writers have supported it. I can watch the show and, as a staunch Spuffy fan, say to myself: “Hmm. There’s something going on here.” I can read the fiction and enjoy it for the plot twists and the emotions, knowing that most of it is written for the purpose of goodness, not OMGMAN SMEX! (Though I have yet to be recommended a truly masterful Spangel fic that does not include said man smex. Go figure.)

Okay, setting the personal tangent aside, here's your badfic.

Title: Vacation
Culprit Author: lillypadgirl5
Fandom: Angel
Summary: “Hey guys sorry for the title. it sucks i know. Well i hope ypu like this story its about Angel getting stress out at work and spike gets angel to leave for a vacation. Its a slash As.”
Spelling and Grammar: HAHAHAHAH! Oh, god, hysterical laughter!
Best Line: “‘I call you peaches because you smell like peaches duh’ I say then walk out to get his sweats.” Le sigh
Notes: Why do Spangel badfics always turn Spike into such a woman? (S: “OMGANGEL WHY DID YOUGO OUT RU LEVING MEEE?!” A: “LYKE, WTf, Ur SMUTHurinG MEH!” S: “WAAAAAAHHHH!!!!” A: "OMFGTEH GiULT!) Also, would it kill you to actually watch the show and get a feel for the characters' voices (or, you know, PERSONALITIES)? At least you have the stupid “Blank’s POV” markers, or just reading, I wouldn’t know Spike from Adam.
Verdict: 4/4- Abysmal

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Well, at least there’s no princely seed. *shudder* Why do they hurt Avatar so?
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Okay, okay, we're not actually dead. Call off the search and rescue! [Nov. 4th, 2005|10:09 pm]
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[Current Mood |tiredtired]
[Current Music |Outside- Staind]

Thaelia and I are both deeply sorry for the (very) long hiatus, but unavoidable circumstances have sort of hindered our ability to post daily. We are still trying to work through the problem and would love any help we could get. (Remember, we still need two or three more reporters.)

As a sort of peace offering while this mess is sorted out, I've gone ahead and written a weeks worth of posts, the first of which will be posted momentarily. Thanks for your patience, and sorry again!
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No, Tracey! It's down the road, not across the street! [Sep. 29th, 2005|09:32 am]
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[Current Mood |amusedamused]
[Current Music |Rest In Peace- Once More With Feeling]

In honor of today’s fic, I present: The Emo Song!

Title: No Will To Go On
Culprit Author: Miss Kaizer If Ya Nasty (Whuh?)
Fandom: Pokemon (I thought we’d go a little Old School today.)
Summary: “Tracey's tragic past is just to tough for him to handle so he decides to end it before it gets any worse” *sings* I must be eeeeemoooo!
Spelling and Grammar: Some misplaced commas, misspellings like “You wee” (*immature snicker*), and dialogue in the paragraphs.
Best Line: ““Good-bye,” he whispered, a lone tear slipping down his
face and landing on a pokeball.”
Lone emo tear! YES!
Notes: Well, I actually enjoyed this one. The emo-ness was extremely amusing, and I never liked Tracey anyway. It is, however, still a badfic, even if I did feel a bit nostalgic for those really bad Pokemon fics I used to read when I was, like, ten. Ever notice how every character in Pokemon has about sixty fics about their angsty pasts, even though the only one who had a remotely bad past was Misty (and she just got picked on)? What is it about this show that makes everyone feel like they have to write ansty fiction about it?
Verdict: 3/4- Awful


In case any of you were seriously worried, Tracey lives. (Drat! Another PokeSide foiled!) And, yeah, we know that we’re incredibly off, schedule-wise. Sorry and all that. We’re working on it.

Don’t forget! We still need reporters!
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This one hurts. [Sep. 12th, 2005|09:39 pm]
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Title: Yo Da Wizz of Oz Yo This should set off sirens.
CulpritAuthor: Enchantment 3000
Fandom: The Wizard of Oz (movie)
Spelling and Grammar: It’s actually not that bad.
Summary Wizard of Oz in 2005 version. Could get a little weird. It COULD?? IT COULD??? THE TITLE ALREADY SUGGESTS ULTIMATE WEIRDNESS!!!!
Notes: While taking a nice stroll through the Wizard of Oz section on FanFiction.Net, I found this...special fic. After reading it, I wanted to tear my eyes from their sockets and scrub them with Lysol!! But this one doesn’t beat that one I found one time with Stripper!Dorothy. Sadly, we scared that one into hiding. Anyway, I’ll let you find out for yourself.
Verdict: 4/4 – Abysmal. There are no words.

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Here's a first...a Princess Bride badfic! [Sep. 5th, 2005|07:56 pm]
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Title: After Happily Ever After
Culprit Author: Da Norm
Summary: first part of my 3 part story of Wesly and Buttercups trip to Guilder abourd Revenge She spells Wesley wrong...Troll, maybe?
Fandom: The Princess Bride
Spelling and Grammar: It's not just her spelling, it's her grammar.
Notes: I got bored one day, so I decided to venture forth into The Princess Bride section and found this one. Wasn’t inspired enough to do comments.
Verdict: 3/4 - Awful

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Now, a "speshul" suprise for everyone... [Aug. 28th, 2005|02:13 pm]
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Title: true love
CulpritAuthor: cr8zy4johnnydepp
Summary: SUMMERY: christy's french class goes to paris and acts out the phantom of the opera in the paris opera house, and does Christy meet the real phantom Her “summery” sorta clued me in...
Fandom: The Phantom of the Opera (the ALW musical)
Spelling and Grammar: Words can’t even begin to describe it. I think this might be a troll. This is like the total obliteration of the English language. But then again, we thought Yepa N' Duvessa was a troll.
Verdict: 5/4- HiggyBad. Because it’s just THAT bad.

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(no subject) [Aug. 24th, 2005|10:32 pm]
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I want to be a mod. Look below in past entries for my sample work. Or go to spork_a_fic community if you need proof. Which I doubt.
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An Important Note From the Management [Aug. 24th, 2005|09:06 pm]
Badfic: The Daily Spork

[Current Mood |tiredtired]
[Current Music |If We're Together- Once More With Feeling]

Hello, everyone! As you all know, Daily_Badfic has been on a hiatus of sorts for quite some time now. I won't go into all of the excuses, but let it suffice to say that Thae and I have somewhat outgrown it and are no longer interested in sporking on a regular basis.

So, in lieu of that fact, we're issuing a call to all of you, the readers. Daily_Badfic is open for submissions and will gladly hand over management to anyone interested in continuing the tradition. If you're interested, all you need to do is comment here.

And to the readers, thanks for reading for the short but sweet time we operated this community.

Happy sporking, from all of us!
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Finally, another badfic for your pleasure. [Jul. 20th, 2005|08:59 pm]
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Hello. First off, this is not Thae. This is mnwugn86, otherwise known as Arthur, A-san, etc. I'm here to make up for the lack of badfics, seeing as how Nova is vacationing and Thae is...well, Thae is Thae. To start us off, how about Phantom of the Opera badfic?

Title: Angel of Music
CulpritAuthor: Melissa Brandybuck
Fandom: The Phantom of the Opera
Summary: Christine and Raoul's daughter Lyssa has long been fascinated by singing. With a few of her friends, she turns to Opera Populaire for a career. She finds more than she needs inside, a mysterious tutor, and love.
Spelling and Grammar: I think she forgot to proofread this before she posted. Either that or she has the English skills of a fifth grader.
Notes: This one is a true classic. Two words: MARY SUES. LOTS of them. *shudder* And they are painfully obvious. It pains me. The best part about this fic is that she makes up new lyrics to the musical songs. WTF. WTF. And her reviewers all love the new lyrics. *sigh* Is there NO respect left in the world for the literary and stage masterpieces?
Verdict: 3/4 - Awful

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